My oldest friend and the best man at my wedding, Andrew, has always had a way with words. Even when we were in middle school and high school, he'd drop witty one-liners that have managed to stay with me for years. Stuff like, "The beaten path is beaten for a reason" and "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." It's not so much that they were original lines; it was really his timing, his ability to choose the perfect phrase at the right moment.
So when I asked him over the holidays if he thought Annabelle looked like me, I was anticipating another memorable line. He didn't disappoint.
"Well," he said, "I can tell she isn't the milkman's."
Classic. In other words, not really, but I know you want me to say "yes."
Andrew isn't the only one to hedge when the topic of resemblance arises. Most people, with good reason, say Belle looks a lot like Bridget. Grandparents, extended family, colleagues, friends, Facebook friends. Most everyone can't believe how much Belle resembles her mom. (This is a good thing, I always say, because girls are much prettier than boys.) But I'll be honest: I want my child to look like me. And no, it's not because I'm vain. Or because I think I'd be particularly attractive as a female. I want Annabelle to look like me because she's my daughter. (Not, as my dear old friend pointed out, the milkman's.)
So, does she? Does Annabelle look like me? I figure the best way to find out is to compare photos of us at about six months old. Here goes:
Hair: Belle's is fiery red and I had a mop of brown. Verdict: No.
Skin tone: Belle is like porcelain (thanks to Bridget) and will be year-round. I'm pasty in the winter and somewhat tan in the summer. Did you know I'm actually 1/16th or 1/32nd (I forget which) Native American? No? Did you care? Also no? Cool, let's move on. Verdict: No.
Face shape: Belle's appears to be round; mine appears to be narrow. Verdict: No. Again.

Nose: Belle has a cute little button for a nose. My nose is long and, well, long. Verdict: No. (This isn't going well.)
Mouth: Hmm, a little bit? Belle seems to lack a strong upper lip, just like me. Lucky girl! Verdict: A little.
Smile: I think so. We both seem pretty damn happy in the picture on the right. Verdict: A lot.
Eyebrows: Uh oh. Yep, these are pretty much the same. Breaking news: My eyebrows are big and thick. Hopefully, this particular likeness will fade over time or Belle will spend a lot of money on wax and thread. Verdict: A lot.
In summation, I guess we do look a bit alike -- at least in some ways. This makes me feel better. Well, except for that brutal blue sweater. I look like a fluffy cloud. Seriously, Ma, what were you thinking?
I do see glimmers of you when I look at Annabelle - a lot, so there! But on the whole, a Bridget clone... sorry Mike! Better luck next time?
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